Halloo!

Today something amazing happened! Riu and Burnt Face Man came to my house for a play date my mother organized a couple of days ago! I was like "YESSS!"

First off i summoned my magical super powers so we could go around the streets pillaging! Riu and BFM were pretty cool, they sonic boomed and hadukened everything in sight, they even got my grandma. When that happenend i got very mad at them because i love my grandma lots! So i summoned the powers of the rainbow serpant to destroy the evil play dates!

First to kill was BFM he thought he could get me with his heat vision but he doesn't have that power does he! MUUWAHAHHAA! I clocked him in the head with a big stick 20 meters round and then i spat on his forehead and called him offencive names like shitflaps and cumbag! He was down for the count, i looked at what was left of him and with one swift kick he was sent to the netherrelm along with Hitler, Charles Barkley and Pavroty.

Next i had to track down Riu by looking a poo poos and foot steps, there was lots of poo poos, about 7871w548168165918375915 in total!

I was looken in a cup when all of a sudden... "HADUKEN" i was down, knocked out cold. Riu laughing said "Haduken Haduken Haduken" because they are all the words he knows.

When i woke up i was ina sexual sex room, Riu had planned to get me and take me back to the sexual sex room and insert things in my bottocks. As he went to insert things in my buttox.. BANG! My grandma smashed through a window with a Lu Kang byhickle kick! Riu was dead!

So nanny picked me up and then she took me for an ice cream.

Thats pretty much all that happenend today.